18 August 2005

Vicks Prayer

Our Vicks, who art inhaler, Hallowed be Proctor and Gamble.
Thy product come.
Thy nasal stick be done, Up noses as it is inserted.
Give us this day our daily breath.
And forgive us our sneezes,
As we forgive those who sneeze over us.
And lead us not into nasal congestion,
But deliver us from stuffy noses.
For thine is the Menthol,
and the Camphor,
and the Siberian Pine Needle Oil,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

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