Late 2012: Microsoft announces they are making the Surface with Windows 8 Professional.
February 2013: Microsoft release the Surface Pro in North America
April 2013: Microsoft release the Surface Pro in China
2020: Technology continues to advance at an geometric rate. There is still no word from Microsoft as to Surface Pro pricing for Europe.
2150: Due to resource pressures, Humanity polarises into two geopolitical behemoths; the United Atlantic Alliance, and the People's Democratic Federation.
3000: Humanity develop fast interstellar travel, begin colonising nearby systems. The two warring hyperpower blocs compete for resources. The Moon is destroyed. The larger fragments impact the Earth, causing continent-wide destruction and rendering entire hemispheres uninhabitable.
3100: The last humans leave the now dead Earth,
4000: As Humanity harvest the solar system for resources, devouring entire planets, the gravitational instability causes Sol to go supernova. Humanity harnesses all residual matter to fuel their technological advancement.
4500: The last human becomes post-physical. All humanity exists as pure energy beings in the virtual construct known as The Ark.
6000: The post-Human entity known as The Ark begins consuming matter to fuel its growth. It becomes more massive than any known body. Space/time itself begins to contract.
6100: The in-rushing galaxies begin to impact, generating a cloud of galactic fragments accelerating inwards at high fractions of c.
6101: In the last vestige of space/time before it collapses in on itself, and the very concept of space/time ceases to exist, Microsoft release the Surface Pro in the region of space/time formerly occupied by the geopolitical entity known as the United Kingdom
In summary, I'm not prepared to wait that long.
29 April 2013
Microsoft's Surface Pro UK Release Schedule
Posted by RocketBootKid at 1:32 pm
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